Ok so I was walking down the street, and like I saw this guy walking his dog, and I didnt mean any harm, but I was hungry, so i ate him, I apologized after, but the dog was still mad, so like the dog called the cops and they showed up, there was no proof and I did not get arrested. I normally do the crime stuff, but i walked into the police station and nut kicked a male officer, he threw me in prison and swallowed the key, i punched a hole in the wall and it hurt my hand, then i shit my pants.
